Wednesday, January 20, 2010

IM STARTING A BAND

HI DAN MOSSGROVE HERE WITH POSI-POP-HARDCORE-MYSPACE-PUNK-BAND-OF-THE-BIWEEK, TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHY MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M STARTING A BAND. I KNOW YOU'RE ALL PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC WE'RE GOING TO PLAY, SO I WONT LET YOU WAIT IN SUSPENSE ANY LONGER.....

SORRY I JUST GOT LOST LOOKING AT HOW GORGEOUS I AM. IT HAPPENS. DEAL WITH IT.

ANYWAY.

WE'RE GOING TO BE DANCORE PUNK: A BLEND OF SYNTH PUNK, POP PUNK, POSICORE PUNK, HARDCORE PUNK, POST-HARDCORE PUNK, PRE-HARDCORE PUNK, POST-PRE-HARDCORE PUNK, PRE-MESOPOTAMIA ERA PUNK, SKA PUNK, BOB EVANS PUNK, EMO PUNK, HOT TOPIC PUNK, METALCORE PUNK, SCREAMO PUNK, COUNTRY PUNK, AND EDWARD CULLEN PUNK (GOD HE'S SO DREAMY, MY LADYDICK GOES WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT EVERY TIME)

NEEDLESS TO SAY, MYSPACE MUSIC AND BASEMENT SUPERSHOWS SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME.

BTW- WORKING ON A NEW MODELING POSE, I CALL THIS ONE AZURE IRON.

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