IM STARTING A BAND

HI DAN MOSSGROVE HERE WITH POSI-POP-HARDCORE-MYSPACE-PUNK-BAND-OF-THE-BIWEEK, TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHY MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M STARTING A BAND. I KNOW YOU'RE ALL PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC WE'RE GOING TO PLAY, SO I WONT LET YOU WAIT IN SUSPENSE ANY LONGER.....

SORRY I JUST GOT LOST LOOKING AT HOW GORGEOUS I AM. IT HAPPENS. DEAL WITH IT.

ANYWAY.

WE'RE GOING TO BE DANCORE PUNK: A BLEND OF SYNTH PUNK, POP PUNK, POSICORE PUNK, HARDCORE PUNK, POST-HARDCORE PUNK, PRE-HARDCORE PUNK, POST-PRE-HARDCORE PUNK, PRE-MESOPOTAMIA ERA PUNK, SKA PUNK, BOB EVANS PUNK, EMO PUNK, HOT TOPIC PUNK, METALCORE PUNK, SCREAMO PUNK, COUNTRY PUNK, AND EDWARD CULLEN PUNK (GOD HE'S SO DREAMY, MY LADYDICK GOES WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT EVERY TIME)

NEEDLESS TO SAY, MYSPACE MUSIC AND BASEMENT SUPERSHOWS SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME.

BTW- WORKING ON A NEW MODELING POSE, I CALL THIS ONE AZURE IRON.

HEY ALL

HI DAN MOSSGROVE HERE WITH POSI-POP-HARDCORE-MYSPACE-PUNK-BAND-OF-THE-BIWEEK, TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHY MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS.

YOU REMEMBER THAT BLINK 182 ERA POP PUNK MUSIC THAT EVERYONE SoRT OF LIKED IN HIGHSCHOOL? YA, WELL THERES A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO REFUSE TO LET GO OF THAT DYING AGE IN MUSIC AND THIS IS MY BLOG DEDICATED TO HOW MUCH I WANT TO LICK THEIR LADYDICKS FOR THEIR INCREDIBLE PASSION IN MUSIC. IF YOURE PASSIONATE ABOUT REAL MUSIC, YOU KNOW THE KIND THAT NEVER GETS SIGNED TO A REAL LABEL OR PLAYED ON THE RADIO BECAUSE ONLY A SELECT HANDFUL OF PEOPLE TRULY 'UNDERSTAND' IT? YOU KNOW, LIKE BLINK 182 AND NFG? AND THE HUNDREDS OF OTHER BANDS THAT SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME? THEY USE LIKE, 4 DIFFERENT POWER CHORDS AND THEIR LYRICS ABOUT STAYING TRUE AND BEING YOURSELF ARE JUST SO UNIQUE, THEY RING TRUE TO ME. WELL IF THEY RING TRUE TO YOU, OR YOU'RE STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL WHERE PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND YOU, THIS IS THE BLOG FOR YOU.

ANYWAY, ENOUGH FOR NOW, IM GONNA GO GET SOME OBSCURE BAND LYRICS TaTTOO'D ON MY ARM. PREFERABLY FROM A BAND WHO JUST JOINED MYSPACE AND WILL BREAK UP IN 3 WEEKS AFTER TREVORS MOM GROUNDS HIM FOR NOT TAKING OUT THE RECYCLING. THEY'RE SENDiNG A HARDCORE MESSAGE LIKE THAT.

I'LL ALSO BE SURE TO LINK MY FACEBOOK FEED ABoUT WHAT MUSIC IM CURRENTLY AUTO-FELLATING TO THIS RSS FEED, AND VICE VERSA. THAT WAY EVERYONE CAN HAVE A GIANT CLUSTERFUCK OF INFORMaTION ABOUT WHAT BAND IS CURRENTLY THE GREATEST BAND EVER. YOU'RE WELCOME.

BTW- CHECK OUT MY NEW MODELING POSE. I CALL IT 'BLUE STEEL'



STAY POSI!